San Antonio Burger Co.

A flyer just arrived inside my apartment. Yes, you can just cram sheets of paper between my door and the door frame... Maybe that has something to do with my extremely high energy bills...

The flyer was from a local burger joint - San Antonio Burger Co. Not a very nice looking flyer, but I won't hold that against them. No. The thing that bothers me is their slogan: "Next to Dominos Pizza"...

Is that their location or a comparison on taste? Well, if you're hungry for a burger, you might want to consider us just after Domino's... I mean, honestly their pizza is a better choice... even if you're craving a burger. We're not very good... at marketing... or... Burgers. Oh, but we have hotwings! Damn, so does Domino's. And theirs are also better.