Earthly Funds

So, I got an email today... It was very urgent. I thought I would share it with the masses:

I am an old woman suffering from cancer disease. I live in USA. I lost my husband and two children years back in plane crash, I called a clergyman who ministered to me that I should share my wealth and properties, to motherless babies/orphanage homes/people that need money for survival.

I have 17.5 millions US dollars to give out. So I am reaching you to assist me in distribution my earthly funds. I will reward you with part of the money in helping me. I am presently in the hospital.

Clearly this woman in USA has lost her children and husband in a tragic plane crash and to add insult to injury, she is going to die soon from cancer disease.

Does anyone need some earthly funds? ...because I fully intend to get my cut for helping her out!

P.S. How many motherless babies have the internet?