You're stupid!

Americans are stupid.

I know, some of you are shocked.

It's because you, too, are a stupid American. Don't worry, I'm guilty as well. Just not as guilty as you... you stupid American.

Today, I saw a bottle of hand sanitizer that said "12 oz. bonus!" -- That's right, 12 ounces of free hand sanitizer!

A normal American would snatch that up and say "wow, I'm saving money!"

Don't get me wrong, if you can get 12 extra ounces for free, I say go for it. That's not the point though.

The first thing that jumped into my head was "wow, how much am I over paying for hand sanitizer that they can suddenly offer me a full 12 extra ounces for 'free'?!"

You're only kidding yourself if you think that Johnson and Johnson is giving you extra sanitizer out of the kindness of their hearts. What I want to know is how much MORE sanitizer we could milk them for if we'd just smarten up and demand it!

SO RISE UP YOU STUPID AMERICANS! UNITE FOR MORE HAND SANITIZER AT A LOWER PRICE!

Then, if you're really smart, do the same for gas...



Stupid Americans...