Here is a thought.. next time something offends you, try looking closer at the real problem -- YOU.
I think a little self evaluation will go a long way to help you with those deep rooted emotional problems.
You find it offensive that your daughter is adopted?! Really?! That's terrible! I feel really bad for her. How about you explain to her that jokes are jokes and there is nothing wrong with being adopted... Maybe she would be better off if she was raised by parents that weren't leading her down the path of American Pussification.
Stop offending me.